Olympic women’s boxing gold medalist Imane Khelif filed a legal complaint in France claiming online cyber-harassment.
Stitch contributor D-Mac says, “That sounds a lot like ‘He Said/She Said’ to me.”
“You mentioned during the Democratic Convention to get our Kamala Coladas ready. Having an end of summer party on Labor Day. Dare I ask for the recipe?” — Harold, Southampton
Blend pineapple juice, coconut rum, lime juice and tequila (confiscated at the Southern border).
Mix well.
And top it off with a migrant chaser.
For best results, serve with a running Kamala Harris laugh track loop.
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Quick pick.
The Pirates invade Cleveland.
Bailey Falter has given up 11 runs in his last 14 innings.
Ben Lively is 7-2 at home.
$50 on the Guardians.
The Phillies were down, 4-0.
But when Marsh hit a three-run homer and Castellanos launched a two-run jack, we put a new batch of coladas in the blender.
Winner.
Down -483 larrybowas.
