Iconic music venue flogging ‘celeb urinal’ used by stars ‘including Matt Healy & Sam Fender’ for £179

A MUSIC venue has been accused of taking the pee by flogging a “celebrity urinal”.

The Green Door Store venue in Brighton is selling a 14-year-old urinal used by rock stars.

Bids opened at £179 on eBay, with the venue offering fans a new way to get close to their favourite singers.

The blurb on the ad reads: “Well, who hasn’t p*****d in it? It’s with (some) confidence we can boast notable urinators such as Matty Healy, Mac Demarco, Sam Fender and potentially, even the guy that plays Gavin from Gavin & Stacey.

“Just how many gallons has the poor workhorse chugged over its 15 years tenure?

“By the looks of the puddles on the floor after a club night, maybe not as many as you might imagine.

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“Our bar staff are surely going to miss scrubbing down the old guy, cleaning out chunks of vomit, and sadly, the occasional poo – but all good things must come to an end, and it’s time to send him to a new home that can give the care & affection it needs.

“It’s with a heavy heart we thank this noble soldier for its service, but it’s time to say goodbye.

“This is your once in a lifetime chance to own something truly one of a kind & the true epitome of rock n roll.”

Graeme Taylor of Brighton told The Sun: “It’s not exactly Dame Vera Lynn‘s wardrobe as a historical artefact, is it.

“But someone will stump up for this urinal, I bet. What a p*** take.”